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which would explain his aloofness..spookily,does he even exist!?
Official ABC Photographer.."Twatter"
bbbbbb,ad to the bone!!!!
..nnn,naughty to the neecap!!
...bbbbb,bbbbb,..
..ahh,mellowing out to a bit of Perry Como I do believe...
..in a Daniel O'Donnell kinda way!!!
..thanks to Chris n'Ash for this piccie of a dozy Falf and a fallen out the tree Monk..
Picture Courtesy of Chr,er,I mean Cliff Richard and the Shadows!
Snap,That!!
£3..in a bargain Tescos bin..a Dapper New Hat...surely Not!!?
..Herald,it's a Triumph.....
well,oww,you've burnt me hummerin' hair off!
..ooh,mentioned Vitesse!?
..in a pick me up kinda way!!
ooh's been Tango''d!?
Lemon Juice Coupe,,,
Arses R'Us......er,nope that doesn't sound quite right!!!!!!!!!
..must stay awake..Uncle Buck is on in a mo!!!!
ere,ooh..put down c*nti$h!??
..I do believe they're called cheese n'chutney rolls there Monk!
..hmm,wotizzit !?
hmm,now that's easy for you to say only the last experience I had with food was very tricky..I had waited for Wifey in the boudoir with custard,cream and jelly all over me wobbly bits..only to get the response"Oooh,I can't be trifleing with a 'ickle thinggy like that!!
..darnitt,where did the Streaker go..nice girl with the big wellies!??
Paul's Pop..
..er,how we gonna get outta 'ere!??
..hmm,some of us nearly did'nt!!
..awaiting some photographic evidence from a certain Mik,mik,mikettymik..
er,a small motorboat would of been more impressive!
..I've just been to the toilet!!
..feeding time at the zoo,no..not an elephant with a bun,but a monkey wiv a bacon n'egg bap..pity,most of the egg is down in his lap!!!!!!