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A FURIOUS NIGHT OUT
He-Man Master of the Universe!
..ooh's nicked me cor blimey brush,er,this won't be goin' on the site will it!?
..n'that!!!
...do the Hucklebuck,do the Hucklebuck....
..er,what'y'ah doin' there Russ!?
obviously not Master of Deodarant then!
..well,don't do it then!!
...idiot!!
..if I do this really hard..it hurts..
I'd er,rather not!
he,he...A FOOT..giggle,chuckle,tee hee!!!
..catch me,catch me!
...for gawds sake don't tell Deb's shes got one the other side aswell..ooh,dear this could get out of er,foot darnnit meant Hand!!!
...The Management
urrrggghhh
hhhhhhhhhhhh!
y'up lookin' through 'ere I can see straight through to the other side!
er,don't know what y'ur laffin' at..with y'ur flies undone!
photograph my arse..I wanna goto the facilities!!
..I'm expecting a huge Chinese Meal..Well,just look at me Chop-sticks!!
..er,No Gaz,don't drop off...oh,darnnit you did didn't you!!!!!
Ooh,dear..that's gotta hurt,think you landed on y'ur coccyx there!
..oops,sorry there Oll did I land on you!?
..woofle,gotta larf snigger,haven't you!
Nice piccie,if just abit Blurred!
..not pizzled,just Mellow!
..er,Gaz falls on the Sofa and squishes Oll....
Hey,hey..it's the Monkees!
..hmm,then proceeds to fall off the sofa!!
hmm,think of y'ur own caption 'ere!!?
Eye,eye!!
Twenty Shicctthh kebabs for me Please burp n' a bag of y'ur lovely chips,hic!
'coarse I can hypnotise you!
..er,I'm not really in the mood for a kebab!
..I darn't mention the glacier cherries!
Just Time to nip off and see Gene Gambler and the Shufflers at the Bristol Legion!
Wish I had a Pickled Onion!
Wish I'd Stayed at home!
..wish I had some tweezers...Dave!??