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Darr's
40th Birthday Bash
..'ear that'll come in 'andy!!!!
I could do with somewhere to keep me pickled onions later!!!
eh,up is this me best side!?
..might of given up the ciggies,but still can't say No to a small pickled cucumber!
Balloons,I just love Balloons!!!
ooh,this piccie can be misconstrued!??
..don't mention the chipolatas!!
Growwlll,getoff,
CHOMP!
Ooh,Look I've got Different Shoes On..giggle!
NOSH!
..major middle-age spread!
eh,Pardon!?
..ooh,ooh,there was romance definitely in the air....
..er,are non ABC members really allowed in 'ere!?
SLURP!
sLOBBER!
..it's my party n'I'll lie if I want to,
..er,and pickled onions in ear 'oles!??
..aww,nooo,don't tell me we've run out of porky pies..not the porky pies!!!
..psstttt,we did'nt have any Porky Pies!!
..anybody noticed me new shirt yet!??
..I've only had the three!!
..I don't drink anymore..
..there's a time n' a place!
..er,smackin' a naughty 'ickle boy's bottom!
Party Piece, Party Piece...
Feck off out me Garage!!
..the last words must go to the Birthday Boy...
ooh's that..ooh's that..ooh's that..ooh's that!?
..er,that'll be Darren..y'up and that,er,Darren..go on take a flippin' educated guess!?
..now there's an optical illusion..
