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El Pesidente's 41..er,I mean 21 again !
..just reading this..it do say it's El Presidente's Birhday!!
lah,lah
..I'm telling you this things faulty..or not switched on or sumfink!?
SLAP
BOING
THUD!
..righty ohh,right oh..owch,nope,you've
..now our Boop boop be doobly doops are in the wrong twattin' place!
..you humm it I'll play it!!
look at Mrs M hanging off every word Mr M has to say..awww!..
er,nope it's wind Bless Her..She's a Martyr to it y'ah know!!!
..never mind saying Cheese,there's Ice Cream to be munched!
..dammnn,those Paparazzi!?
..I lurve liquorice microphones..gobble,
..now,not to get to technical but if you prod it here,it seems to work better!
..you think,this is impressive,just wait 'til I get me bongos out!
er,I caught a glimpse earlier..and now I'm scarred for life!
actually the word I was looking for was "toilet" easy for me to say when really I'm goin' nah,nah,nah!
..who's been sick on me boots!?
..the word you're looking for is "illuminessant"!
..er,I might just slide off this duvet type thinggy into a great big heap on the floor!
..feckin' freezin' if you ask me!...
brrr,a bit chilly tonight...
..a tad on the nippy side...
..a jolly time was had by all...er,now a bit of self restraint there wouldn't go a miss!!
