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...Er,the only possible downside to this Club is the Monsterous Initiation Ceremony..the written test on American Graffiti isn't so bad,...Wearing the Clown's outfit for 24 hours is bearable..however,rushing into the Reptile House at Bristol Zoo and aiding as many of the scaley little buggers to escape as quickly as possible until you get caught by the Keepers [Nasty,place to get caught!] whilst shouting "Run Free My Pretties!"does seem a tad extreme!!Don't even want to get into being black-balled!!..Plus it does appear that some offensive vehicles will be sacrificed to the..
.. 'coarse I'd bis 'appy to join the Club but I find those g'ert scaley things ooh,a bit scarey..can't stand the thought of the little twatters runnin' up me trouser leg..still put that there In Heaven Gramophone recording on,it calms me nerves!!!!
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