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OH,You're not doing..that
drunken Elvis Sneer,again
are you!!!!??????????????
Those There Brummies Come to Bristol
......I hope nobody
notices my tummy
rumbling!????????
yeah,yeah you can jive
all you like..I'll just
stand 'ere till I get a
hummerin' roll!!!!!!!!!!
..Pi$$,B*LL*CKS
and W*nk!!!!!!!!
..I blame the
Tourettes!!!!!!!!!
..Hic!
...see,mine's a special chimp
..if I SQUEEZE im just 'ere his
eyes bulge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..er,very impressive
er,You're not all there
are you!???????????
..Cheese n'Chutney
Rolls...Yum,yums!
Hmmm,trust Debs Monkey to be naughty!
..er,dont[cough!]
'spose, anybodies
noticed [splutter]
I can't Breathe!!!
hmm,not so special
now are you..Go on
try and breathe now
y'ah b*st*rd!!!!!!!!!!
..er,actually I've
just tripped over
a twattin' 'nana
skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so that's what they
call the Bristol
Stomp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..giggle,giggle oh,
darnnit me drinks
coming through me
nose!!!!!!!!!!!!
..hic,burp..I think
I've had to many
buggerluggin'
Rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Wotcha Miss Directed
'ere,now that's got to be
a rare sight a Monkey
slurppin' a pint!
Those There Bristolians goes to Brummieland
..'ere,Dave..
where's Russ
..haven't seen
him in 3 hours!?
Waheyy,this is Great!!
You don'tget out much do you!?
As ever it's upto Monkey to add a bit of class and maturity to the proceedings!!!!
..been in Brum 5 minutes already lost in a layby making the place look untidy..Thank Gawd for the picynic basket with a few cold 'uns in..still,it's very picturesque sat by Tops Tiles..Who's brought the commestibles then!?????
..er,you have'nt got a clue what your doin' have you!?
...I'm Back..er,Thanks to the search party!
..'ere Mik..who are these strange people!?
..Man Down,Man Down
....I've gotta Twattin'
Splinter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..er,does my hair look good at this angle or what!?
..I'm there for y'ah Matey..ooh,look another can!!!
20 Seconds Later!
er,a few tinnies later!
..Ever the Expert..Russ cracks straight on!
..er,until a dramatic turn of events....
Quick as a Flash..Monkey's there to slap on a plaster!!
..er,a bit to me left y'ah say righto..no Dad,you've gottit on me Right Toe!
..I'm quite mellow even if David hummerin' Bailey has chopped me ickle bit of hair off!!
..mutter,I'm gonna..mumble..
gonna kill that Monkey!!
I say leave it to the experts..er,when do I tell 'em I threw the barbeque out last week..I'll leave that a minute...eh..!!!?
..no I swear,when I finally got it out..it was this Biiiig!
Chortle,I've just spat in me mug!
er,Mik appears to have his own probs mostly the hummerin' Great big tree protuding from his trousers!!!!
...hmm,I'll just hide behind this very convenient curtain!!!
..offensive huh, says she sat on a dirty big Rod!
..er,I'm off personally I find all this very offensive!!!
Something to say say it here
...Click Below on address.....
..and now a Bristol Barbeque....
..hee,heee..Missus are you looking at me loverly joggy-bottoms!?
..where's me Fish Fingers!?
..er,think Dad's gone a bit funny again!
Hmmpphh,don't you worry my sweet 'ere comes the Fishy Fingers!
