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...Hmm,a hummering Reptilian if ever I saw one look how spookily the Corsa's lights go on when he passes it,plus whilst fumbling for his car keys to go home a shot of light looks like he is being transported up to the mothership..This would also explain the disregarded Scales in the Bathroom!!!!!!!
....I Donnn't Believe it!?
Ooh,That Had to Smart a Bit!!!!!?
..Always Runnin' on Empty!
.....oohh look, that's the same as my spark plugggggguurgh..ooh,dear..baaaarrrffff!...
..Chris says..Now Sharons gone,Do You think We Could have a New Mascot..As She does look Good in the Garage!!!
....and now for a bit of Dirty Dancin'!!
...Talk of the Devil..'ere he comes!!
..er,dont s'pose anyones noticed my trousers are on Fire!!
Is this Miss Bumfelt the Clubs Biggest fan...Thanks to Chris for this Vision of Loveliness..er,I Think!?[shudder!..For Some Reason Suddenly Feel A Bit Ill!!]
Uurrgghh - whose dog did that??
Definite Photographic proof of the existence of a species of Reptoid!
...OOh,dear suddenly Monkeys feeling a bit Old!!
As some philosopher once said if you can't Drink it,Fuc& it then Slap It!!..
....Another er,Big Thank you to Chris,for this..however I do tend to think everyone's allowed a Hobby!!!
However Chris found it in Falfa's Family Album..which does pose some disturbing questions!??????
...Can't speak for Mrs Monkey ..and what she Feels!?
.....Ooh,No Could never Divulge the Person who submitted this,No,no,no!
Er,actually sorry Russ your on your own 'ere ..this Monkey likes his nuts exactly where they are..Ooh,I believe I sneakily got out of that one!!!!
Ooh,isn't that Monkey's nephew y'up it's..Iain's Back,...Why where's he been!?
..as ever don't know if I'm comin' or goin'!
...oOh,a tad rude!
..park your Bottocks 'ere!
..Bugger Me Club Merchandise..
..Flamin' His...
..Red Hot!!
Hmmm,I'm thinking a Bettie er,Page might be a good idea!??
....Er,unfortunately at the moment this actually is the only Club Item up for grabs..A Great T-Shirt that seems to fit all..er,'cause it's the only one at the moment in existence and it is shared by all of us over the week..by the time I get it on a Friday it's in a bit of a poor way and have to be honest personal hygene is not on my list of high priorities...Still watch this space Who knows we might commission 2..I think the egg stains and stretched stitching gives it character,surely a future collectors item!...Got a Feeling There Might be some more Good Stuff Coming Soon!!...Y''eah,Right!!!...er,actually lookee
'ere there's a hummering Mug now!!!!
..oOOH...Bettie Page..a Lunchbox..there's gotta be a Gag there somewhere!?
..Flamin' Hearse!
..it's ok ,you could get a jumbo jet in there..er,Thud er,oops!
oOh,I don't think Piles is that Funny!!
....if you have a problem and if You can find 'em.. Then for the love of God don't ask the Twattin' B-Team for Help!!!!!!..or even the B&Q Team!!
...sigh,alas,still no free samples!!
Cheeky
What's All This
Then The BATTLE
OF THE QUIFFS!?
Wall's don't just have sausages and Ice Creams but apparently Chevys aswell!!!
Right lads...and ladies - get your rulers out.
Yep - size really does matter!?..Or you've just gotta go with what Mother Nature Deals You..Or as in my case ,Just wear a Wig..or Superglue a Cornish Pastie to Your Head!!
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