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The Hot Rod Drags
'ere is that y'ur idea of aerobics!?
..a fivver says he'll fall out the chair!!
..ooh,me twattin' ciggies seem along way down!!
..'ere look at the mess in that kitchen!!
..ahh,there's nothing more satisfying like warming y'ur chestnuts on an open fire!
..when's he goin' back to sleep!?
..blah,blah
woffle,
woffle!!
..when's he gonna shut up!
..Now there's the next Club Caption if ever there was one!....
Zzzzzzz
..when's Supper!?
'coarse I'm Happy,Now where's that Twattin' Monkey!?
...as ever someones always up for the Crack!!!!!
..ahh,the Hi's and Low's of Life!!
..Falf's Cafe now open for business!!!
..No I'm ignoring You!!
..eh,up that's not a Chef's hat issit!?
...I'm ignoring You!!
Hmm,wonder what a Monkey dreams about apart from 'nanas...
..there again ooh,gives a toss for fecks sake someone give 'im a prod!!!
Hmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Hmm,do I dare ask??
Saturday nights Entertainment....
Spot the Sarcastic Git Competition!!
..y'up that'll be Jake then and no you don't win a banana!
..sunday morn and they were off again!!.....
..hmm,can anyone spot a couple of ABC members in this piccie!?
..er,some of us had just..
..dropped off!!!
..sunday afternoon n' we were off home!!