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..This Picture is sponsored by Anusol for that Irritating Itching!!!!!
Put the pint down Russ, it's up to the ockey, come on, you can do it.
We only need ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!
You can do it with 2 darts - nobody will notice the one stuck in me arse that was accidentally put there in the last round,,er,it was accidentally wasn't it!?
Dave says,....Roll up, roll up ladieees!
.....er,oh,bugger I seem to have forgotten my trousers!!!!!
..Although this shi..er,I mean site is still up for alot of tinkering Would like to Thank the following people for their Following help plus Support thus far, as this would of never happened..hmm,might just hold on to the Support for a ahh, a While!!
Darren....Can Only Say A Big Thank-you for your Hospitality and er,Nuts.....Dry Roasted That Is!?
Russ...For your Wit and Charm and that Blue Checked Shirt!!
Chris...For his Fetish Related Ideal Woman..and for getting me home from Stratford without spilling my milk even under duress!!
FlickHammer..For A Hummering Good Fry-up at Stratford..burrpp!!!
Mrs Monkey..For Technical advise,for much tippy tappying on the keyboard and for Taking Care of and putting up with Mr Monkey!!
Monkey..er,nope unfortunately can't think of anything there..oh,hold on..Nope it's gone and between you and me so has he,However does try & get a bit arty farty now & again..Gotta say A Big Thanks to Steve.. for Help on the worldly wide web stuff!!..Cheers to Rockin' Roy ..for a few pointers!!!and not forgetting H for original idea!!!!
The House Wife's Choice
..Ahh,the Glamorous '80's..Meeowwww!!..and even Batman feels better with that sensible protection..AA Relay that is!!!!
..Ooh,dear seem to have forgotten my Clothes altogether!!!!!Hmm,I do Look Good Though..Woof!!
...Hmm,Is it off to BurgerKing Now..I suddenly feel a bit peckish!!!?
...Oh,alright back by over-whelming demand and the threat of never having a cooked tea ever again!!!..Oh,the Humiliation of it all!!
Hmm,talking of Optical illusions..if you squint abit this one looks like a Big Dick...to be honest you don't have to squint that much!!
Move your head towards and away from the screen while focusing on the dot in the centre of the picture!!!!
d'inner,d'inner,d'inner,d'inner D'INNER BATMAN!!!..No come on seriously come and 'ave your sandwiches and yes oh,groan They are Cheese er,very Cheesey!!!!
...er,as my Mother did try to tell me...I'm in big Trouble here arn't I !?
...now there's a damn hic good burp idea!!
..Mrs Monkey and Twin Sister!???
er,Gass'er
...oh,alright not earth shattering bowel movements..but there was movement of the opticals eh..and You did Do it didn't You!?
..what's this chappie doin'!??
El Presidente's
....Always enough room for another Bettie..hmm,Page!
Twanggy,Tanggy Lime!
...Ooh,your'e in trouble now Chris!!!!!....er,plus getting a little worried of the kinda sites you visit!!
..Er,Pheww,That is a guitar in his hand isn't it!?
....Elvira's Ride..slightly morphed me thinks!
..'uckin' breathe in..to late!!
Slimming Manual 2006..The Stella Artois and Peanut Diet
...Ooh,Chris you do like to live on the Edge!!!
..not everything in life is Black and White!!?
..darnnit,can't seem to get me top-off!
Well Trucked...
...pullin' a tear drop!..There's a gag there somewhere too!?
..hmm,carboots it's suprising what you can Pick-Up
..er,Awfull!!!
...Hmm,Pretty..
..Hood Ornaments to Pin-Up..
..Trunk ornament with a Pin-Up!
Monkey's
..He,He,He
..Just having a
little beer!
...hmm,sure I
left some nuts
in 'ere,
somewhere!!???
...Now there's a hummering accident waiting to happen!
..just having hic
another 'ickle
drinkie,burp..OH,
PARDON!!!!!!!
..Life's a Beach!!..'specially when you've forgotten your bucket and spade!!
..juhsstt,an'uvver
'uckin'..burrrp..
dinkie winkie,..
ish,
thish,garage
sphinning or is h'ittt
...Me,and Is that Petrol Pump
lookin' at me funny,d'ya wanna
Fwigghtt!!
..Sure there was
a packet'round 'ere
Fumble,Fumble!!!?
...just another ABC Club meeting of Members going Home!!!
..d'oh,me nuts were
in my pocket all
the Time!!..Now
where's that there
Bucket!!???
..D'ah Family!!!
..'ere isn't that,Tony Soprano!?
..Y'ah can Feckit
Beckitt!
..An early spotted sighting of a er, very rare spotty monkey,however showing the usual signs of yawwn,having a bit of a lie down..spot the plumage!!!
Hmm,I know what
you're thinking
it's time to
Quantum Leap out
of this Site!!!?
..oOerr,what a gorgeous Model!
Darnitt,put this caption in the
wrong hummering place!!!!!!!!
...It's John Boy Walton ain't it!?
Ooh,a young Russ..Please note Pasty was subtely removed in rather clever trick photography!!
Just,what does Flick keep in his Shed and Garage!?
What is the Mysteries
of Flicks Shed!!??????
er,Bugger off!!!!!
..just enough time for a little dance!!
..er,personally haven't been in there since 1972!!
..er,..oh,dear you've split your trousers giggle!!
..just, smooth your back 'ere it'll work!!!
..hmm,still
,very confusing!?
...hmm,that's all very confusing!
..ooh,it's a bit scarey in there!!!!!
...pharppp!
..oops!!!!!!!
..Ooomph........
Bip
bop!!
...Let's have a good
Rummage in Geoff's
Garage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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